I’m a Warhammer fan with an unholy love of toys, so in this video I let those two worlds collide in the weirdest way possible: I take my favourite (and CUTEST) little Bandai Warhammer chibi Inquisitor and repaint her into a homage to peak Rogue Trader nonsense—Obi-Wan Sherlock Clouseau. The goal was simple on paper: keep that old-school John Blanche vibe, but somehow avoid turning the whole thing into a horrific anime nightmare. Somehow, we got away with it. I start by “colouring in” the original Rogue Trader art to plan the palette—silvery gold armour, classic red-and-black Inquisition jacket, leather bits, and copper/gold accents—then I get into the practical stuff: yes, you should prime these toys. The raw plastic can be weirdly hydrophobic, so I hit it with regular old Chaos Black and treat it like a (much bigger) mini from there. I end up accidentally choosing pain by doing loads of non-metallic metal, try non-metallic copper for the first time, wrestle a massive leather hat, then cheat responsibly with one thin glaze of Gore-Grunta Fur and some micro-scratches. The big boss fight is the face: I pull inspiration from nendoroids, keep it simple and cute, push the eyes a bit higher so it doesn’t look like a full-on battle baby, then add freckles, an Imperial eagle tattoo, and some nasty scars—because grimdark. Finally, I slap on the iconic yin-yang and checker patterns to really sell the Rogue Trader homage, and reveal a chibi Inquisitor who’s ready to put the “cute” in… well… “cutehammer.”