In this video I’m playing Combat.io, which is basically a fake multiplayer game where I tried to make it feel as “real” as possible. You hit “join server,” it pretends to find and connect to a server, and if you’re impatient (like me) you can literally press space to skip the whole thing and instantly “connect.” Once you’re in, you’ve got a player you can move around, punch with, and a leaderboard that is absolutely not a leaderboard—it’s just a picture I slapped up there to sell the illusion. From there it’s a battle royale-style arena where you hunt enemies, rack up takedowns, and upgrade weapons. The main tip is to pick fights you can actually win: if I’m on fists, I’m not trying to throw hands with some katana dude. I look for enemies with similar gear, take them out, and climb the weapon ladder—either by earning upgrades in-game through kills or by upgrading in the shop. There are different enemy AIs too, including the classic “AFK enemy” that exists purely to get bullied so I can level up faster.