It’s raining, we’re on the coach, and today’s destination is Blackpool Pleasure Beach with my friends — filmed facetime-style, so it’s literally just us chatting, panicking, and trying not to drop our phones (because yes, that has happened before and I had to track it on Find My iPhone). We got there around 10:10–10:30 and the queues were already doing the most — some said 15–25 minutes but we ended up waiting way longer, especially for Icon. I’m not even going to lie, I always forget how scary rides are until I’m actually there. We hyped ourselves up for Icon (fully joking about reciting prayers because we were genuinely terrified), tried to “lock in” and be nonchalant, and then immediately got humbled by the rides. Blue Flyer was pain but I didn’t scream, and Steeplechase absolutely destroyed my hips — they still hurt. Icon is still my favourite though, and we ended up going on it more than once because it’s just that ride. If you want a realistic, funny day out vlog with friends (and lots of queue updates), this is literally it.