Welcome back to Day 5 of Deadman Allstars with Team SMOrc, and yeah… I got yellow carded. The refs weren’t exactly thrilled about me losing my head at the breach and telling B’s team to “go, you vaginas” after I got monkeyed. Worth it, by the way. I told them straight: I’d change nothing and I’d do it all over again. That’s the vibe of this whole day—pure chaos, big swings, and me being permanently hungry for a fight (and a trinket). We actually had one of the rarest things in DMM: a breach where we weren’t instantly getting farmed. We’re juggling Bandos, Jad, Supreme, and those absolute menace unfreezable bees, while trying to play smart around the slayer entrance so we don’t get clumped if a team rushes. C Engineer pulls an advanced weapon trinket for us… and it’s the worst possible roll. Still, we keep stacking upgrades, complete quests, and I’m banking tier 5s like my life depends on it—because it does. Then the real cinema hits: late-night operators, me getting hunted, fumbling clicks, and somehow clutching the final Voidwaker piece with three minutes left. Straight into the deposit box. Tomorrow, we PvP with it. That’s the whole point—big risk, big reward, and a whole lot of salt.