I went into this one fully broke, mate. Sailing’s basically on the doorstep and I’m sat there resetting the profit tracker like it’s going to magically fix my bank. So I started doing what I always do when I’m desperate: standard spellbook PKing, hopping worlds, trying to catch people slipping, and praying my supplies don’t run out the second I finally find a real fight. It’s the classic RuneScape experience—splash, get stared at, get annoyed, and then suddenly you’re in a risk fight with one brew left wondering why you even logged in. From there it turns into pure chaos: Dar axe lineups that should delete people, burning claws popping off, and me swinging between “we’re so back” and “this game sucks sometimes, man.” I got some proper money moments (big specs, tasty kills, profit actually climbing), then I threw it away with back-to-back deaths and had to crawl it back like a wounded solo orc. Ian shows up, triggers me into the stratosphere, and we end up doing the dumbest little risk agreements because there’s no other fights. I didn’t hit the full 1B in 24 hours, but I finished up with enough beans for Sailing—and honestly, leaving on a win was the only way to keep my mental intact.