It’s day six of DMM Allstars and I’m officially done playing it safe. Yesterday we somehow pulled off our first deathless breach and got rewarded with a corrupted Tumeken’s shadow… and then we also watched a crossbow get dismantled because Sparc was “looking at Discord.” So today the plan was simple: Operation D-Day. No farming, no chilling—if we see another team, we’re flying straight into them and causing absolute hell. The breach turns into proper chaos. We find fights on the single strip edge, pile targets like Mammo, and I’m scooping up loot mid-war—ring of the gods, z spear, sunfire bits, black masks, the works. I also do what I always do at the worst possible time: type. I get cocky, I type, and I get absolutely deleted—barrage into a disgusting voidwaker stack. Later we finally catch a massive kill with clean freezes and specs (burning claws doing bits), and I even open a trinket for a ridiculous voidwaker pull. Then the universe balances itself: Perp and Sick Nerd get nuked by internet issues (dodgy image enjoyers), teams start camping single strips, and the “biggest hater” energy ramps up with constant attempts to dogpile me. Still, we’re sitting third in kills—loads of deaths, but we’re scrapping properly.