I was messing around with the Sailing stuff and stumbled into Port Roberts, and that’s where the lightbulb went off. There’s a cannonball shop there that buys cannonballs for 450 gp each and the price never drops, which is just begging for rich, distracted players to log in and “quick check” the stock. So I did what any completely normal OSRS PvPer would do: I sat in PvP worlds and started hunting the people teleporting in—especially the innocent ironmen who were basically risking their whole pockets for a few cannonballs. Over the next few days it turned into an actual war zone. Some were naked and had nothing, but the ones in sailing drip or proper tank gear? Yeah… those pockets were disgusting. I got everything from cheeky millers to huge cash stacks, rune pouches, ring of endurance (twice, somehow), and even a 94m hit when I literally logged in “for one before bed” and couldn’t stop. I also tried to get some get-back after losing 60m to a guy, and we even cooked up a trap idea using the Port Roberts silver stall teleporting someone into multi prison. By the end of all the Poor Roberts massacre shenanigans, we made about 420m—and I even set up a Discord giveaway because I can’t be hoarding all that like a coin goblin.