What is up YouTube—Hollywood Floss, the worst producer of all time. In this Sample Chop Session, I’m digging into Soul Surplus “Philly Phalsetto” and I’m telling you right now: just off the cover I knew it was gonna be special. This pack is straight Philadelphia soul vibes—lush strings, horns, sweet vocals, and grooves that basically beg to get chopped. I listen through the loops, call out my favorites (two and four was hitting crazy), and then I pick one and take it straight into boom bap territory. I’m in FL Studio with Superior Drummer 3 for the drums and Serato Sample (Sorado sample… you know what I mean) to do the heavy lifting on chops. I drop the tempo to about 88, set random chops, and start hunting for stabs, chord changes, and vocal runs—because that’s how you build your own melody without even touching keys. Once I drag in a groove from Superior Drummer 3, it’s that ultimate team combo: quick drums, nasty sample flips, and that “Primo would do this” type loop you don’t get tired of. Bottom line: if you make boom bap, go get Philly Phalsetto and put it in your arsenal—worth all the money.