In this Beanie Boo mini-movie, I’m Frost, and I swear life is personally out to get me. I get home from school like “okay, I’m gonna be productive” and then I take a “couple TikToks” break… which turns into EIGHT HOURS. Then I try to power through an 800-word biology essay with caffeine, motivational mirror talk, and whatever “alpha sigma fox” energy I can summon… and I still end up with basically nothing. By sunrise I’m in my so-called “zen era,” take a nap, and wake up like… yeah, I’m cooked. Then it’s sick day chaos: my brother Josh is convinced he has the literal plague (1346 vibes), he starts doing the most, and I’m just trying to breathe through a completely blocked nose. School isn’t any better either—group project disaster where I’m stuck doing everything while my group acts like NPCs, and we still get hit with the most brutal grade. And because the universe hates me, I get thrown into my mom’s therapist job for the day. I try to help a unicorn who’s afraid of glitter, then someone thinks the office is Taco Bell, and then I end up “therapizing” Miss Grumpus… which goes exactly as terribly as you’d expect. Takeaway: sometimes you can do everything and still get an F-minus. Love that for me.