Buckwheat is BAAAAAACK (yes, the babysitting skit guy) and in this Beanie Boo skit I basically let him do what he does best… embarrass himself. He gets fired, has no money, and decides the logical next step is: “I need to find a girlfriend.” So he does what any terrified-of-talking-to-women beanie boo would do—he goes online for “riz” tips and starts testing pickup lines in the most chaotic way possible. We go from math class to the cafeteria to outside “touch some grass,” and every single attempt gets worse. He tries the classic “running through my mind all day,” the “only number I care about is yours,” a Spotify “hottest single” line, and even a cat one that turns into a full-on rant about whiskers and “meow.” The takeaway is pretty simple: confidence is one thing, but forcing cringey lines on random people is a FAST way to not get a girlfriend. Also: do not follow people home. Like… ever. (Buckwheat learns that one the hard way.)