In this Beanie Boo skit, I play Betty, a 17-year-old who’s convinced she’s Taylor Swift’s number-one fan… like, to an actually unhinged level. I turned her room into a full-on “Swift Shrine” with giant Taylor cutouts, a lyric wall she reads every night, sticky notes with 13 everywhere, and even an iPod that’s ONLY for Taylor. She’s so dedicated that her Spotify Wrapped somehow says 1 million minutes (yes, I know that’s not even possible), and her “goal” is 13 million next year because apparently physics is optional here. I also show how Betty’s obsession starts freaking out her parents—she won’t talk unless they speak in Taylor lyrics, she legally changes her name, and she goes totally hysterical if she messes up lyrics (the “Starbucks lovers” moment… help). Then it escalates even more when she misses surprise songs at a concert and spirals for days, and finally she decides just listening isn’t enough—she wants to BE Taylor, so she orders a blonde wig, a super realistic face mask, and red lipstick for her “transformation.” The takeaway: it’s funny, dramatic, and very “mini mockumentary,” but also… maybe don’t replace your bed with an Eras Tour cup.