Hi divas. In this video I gathered the girls (Carter, Asher, and Scott) and we tested and ranked the most viral Taba squishies taking over TikTok—because I needed to know if any of these are actually worth it or if they’re all just… sticky for no reason. We made a full tier system (S L A P… yes, P is for “pneumonia” because some of these were so horrific I genuinely wanted to stop breathing), and we judged them on things like stickiness, squish factor, texture, and if they’re cute enough to survive the chaos. We did blindfold rounds (which immediately turned into screaming, guessing games, and me protecting my mascara), plus we got into the weird details: the “forbidden M&M” that defied gravity, the donut that was an instant favorite, the ones with hair that made us run to wash our hands, and the ones that broke too easily (Scott… I’m looking at you). Then we saved the jumbo squishies and the mystery one for the end—because the final reveal was literally Boots-coded, and honestly that’s how they should’ve felt this entire time. My biggest takeaway: if it’s cute, firm, less sticky, and symmetrical, she has a chance. If it’s furry, residue-y, or gives sensory problems… S L A P her into the wrong tier.