This vlog is literally a random & dramatic day in my life where I’m getting “murdered several times” just trying to do normal things. I start off roasting Calvin (because why is he turning 27 this year??) and then we hit up the dollar store because I keep locking my key inside my locker and they’ve had to cut my lock like… multiple times. Don’t sleep on the dollar store, okay? I’m grabbing the real essentials: cotton pads (I only get them there), a shower loofah that is genuinely the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and random little home/gym-life fixes like hair stuff so my hair stops going into the bathtub. Then it’s vet errands because Sumo has to get his heartworm done (he’s excited now, but he won’t be soon), plus chaotic driving commentary because Toronto/Markham roads are a whole sport. I also squeeze in food (Chipotle bowl moment with guac, extra lettuce, the whole “macros” breakdown), and gym time—me doing cardio while Calvin does his own thing. The takeaway: I’m a bargain-haul gremlin who plans meals around macros, keeps emergency Maynards in my gym bag, and still somehow ends the day with my neck hurting and my life flashing before my eyes.