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Shrek Retold | Ogres are Like Onions

133.9K views· 1,135 likes· 2:25· Jan 14, 2022

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In this Shrek Retold clip, I’m basically speed-running the most iconic argument in the swamp: Donkey trying to “help” and me trying to explain why ogres aren’t just some one-note horror story. He’s like, “Why don’t you do the whole ogre trip—throttle him, lay siege, grind bones for bread,” and I’m like… yeah, I could also decapitate an entire village and drink spleen fluids. Does that sound good to you? Exactly. So I hit him with the real thesis statement: ogres are like onions. Not because they stink or make you cry (though, fair), but because we’ve got layers. Donkey immediately tries to derail it into cake and parfait discourse, because of course he does, and I’m stuck yelling “ogres are like onions, end of story” while he’s out here calling parfaits the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. The takeaway is the same as the original: I’m complicated, I’m not here to perform “ogre stereotypes,” and Donkey is an irritating miniature beast of burden who will absolutely turn any deep moment into a dessert argument. If you want the full chaos, the full movie is up, and there’s a free download too.

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