These Shrek 2 Time episodes get under 100 views, so in this one I’m basically like: let’s just say whatever the hell we want. Conner and I sit down and rip through the most common Shrek 2 Retold questions we keep getting spammed with—can you still join, when it’s coming out, if it’ll be on physical media, how much is left, and how many people are working on it. (Also Garfield isn’t here because he’s busy being a… yeah, I’ll cut that out.) Big takeaways: if you’re asking “can I join,” it’s invitation-only and it’s very late, but you can still email us and toss your best work in the ring. Release-wise, our verbal hope is to have it out by Shrekfest—NOT a promise, just the team collectively trying to finally land the plane after four years. We’re over halfway done (more like four-fifths), we’ve got over 600 collaborators, and the edit is where the real comedy-fan-film chaos lives—stitching wildly different styles together and somehow making it feel seamless. Also: no, you’re not seeing any Chris Chan footage. Period. Don’t ask.