Harry Styles is releasing an album next week and I genuinely still can’t believe that’s a real sentence, so I sat down to react to the “Aperture” music video (the first single from Kiss All the Time, Disco Occasionally). I already reacted to the song when it dropped (spoiler: I loved it on first listen and I’ve been obsessed ever since), but I’d been hearing things about this video—specifically that he might dance… and we all know what happens when Harry dances. So yes, I grabbed my energy drink (cotton candy accelerator, pink and blue forever) and hit play. The video starts off in this fancy hotel room situation and immediately I’m losing it because he’s doing the most normal thing ever—brushing his teeth—while I’m acting like a sleeper agent being activated. Then it takes a hard left into chaotic, quirky, unexpected Harry: tackling, stairs, Severance vibes, and then suddenly he’s literally up in the air doing full choreo like it’s nothing. Back handsprings, cartwheels, a whole “queen of flips” moment—Benson Boone, you have flipped your last flip. Overall, it was weird in the best way, different from his usual over-the-top, and I ate it up. Now I’m just mentally and physically preparing for the album reaction (and the vinyl unboxing era that’s about to consume my channel).