In this video I’m back with a HUGE Temu haul — and it’s a proper “what I ordered vs what I got” situation. I originally went on there for a few Bridgerton bits (yes, I’m a mad fanatic fan, I know!), then I started looking at spring/summer flowers… and next thing you know I’ve got a blinking Temu haul with everything from home bits to jewellery, kitchen gadgets and a couple of fashion items. I’m giving you my honest thoughts as I unbox it all: what’s genuinely surprised me, what’s “cheap and cheerful” but actually useful, and what’s a straight-up no. The bow curtain tie backs were cute to look at but didn’t work on my heavy curtains at all, and the stripe shirt was a fail for me because the material felt like kite material (I’m not a kite!). On the other hand, I loved the peach blossom LED candles, the embroidered cushion covers (perfect with creams and taupe), the little kitchen conversion chart, and a few of the jewellery bits like the delicate cross necklaces and the hoop earrings that are substantial but not heavy. I’d say around 60% of this haul was good — and the rest? Lola… a hell no.