Ben Nevis is the UK’s tallest mountain at 1,345m, and I decided that was the perfect place to do something properly stupid-in-the-best-way: carry a Warhammer Ork up there and superglue it to the summit. This video is my full climb up one of the harder, more “elite” routes, with all the usual mountain nonsense thrown in—weather, rough terrain, and that constant low-level panic of “please don’t let the tiny green lad get smashed in my bag.” The whole point was to mash my two favourite worlds together: Warhammer hobby madness and a big outdoor challenge. When I finally get to the top, I do the thing I came to do—superglue the Ork in place and give it a minute to set. And yes, I absolutely call it what it is: the tallest bit of Warhammer in the world. Then it’s a very polite little goodbye and we’re off, leaving a tiny Ork to live his best life on Britain’s highest point.