In this video I tested the Chirp Contour, which Chirp calls a decompression and massage table—but to me it’s really a combo of four devices: a Chirp Wheel-style back roller, a decompression table, a big massage chair vibe, and a neck massager all built into one. I walk through everything you get in the box (device, corded remote, power cord, full-color manual, and three swappable rollers), plus the key specs: 43" long, 22" wide, 7" high, 22 lb, rated for 5' to 6'5" and up to 250 lb. The build feels solid, the materials are easy to wipe down, and I love that it stores the rollers and cord inside the seat. I break down the modes—Roll, Decompress, and Target—plus the neck massage controls, heat settings, and the three routines (Warm-up, Recovery, Relax). Decompress mode does that wave-like traction motion up and down your spine, and Target mode is what I use when I’ve got a knot that won’t quit. After extensive testing, my biggest takeaway is value: at $600 (with a 1-year warranty, 30-day money-back guarantee, and FSA/HSA approval), it’s priced way lower than high-end decompression tables and even under a lot of premium recovery tech. My main “wish list” items are wheels/rollers on the bottom for easier moving and heat in the neck massager—but overall, I’m really impressed.