Today Evan and I—aka the two loudest bottom frags in the lobby—loaded into ranked and decided we were gonna run some straight-up CURSED duo attack strats. The whole vibe is: talk mess, make it look natural, and bait the defense into doing something dumb. We’re doing stuff like “don’t hit the main wall” setups, last-second plays that look accidental, and then we just explode through it. And yeah, in between all that, we’re arguing about everything from Osa skins to why my drone “got tired and quit.” Gameplay-wise, I’m mixing actual Siege fundamentals with chaos: using Glass to take space and clean up, forcing trades, and then going for the big Osa plant when the timing’s right. You’ll see us call out rotates, pressure rafters/desk positions, and try to make plants happen even when the team is… let’s say “not shooting back.” The takeaway is simple: if your duo can coordinate even a little—bait utility, hit the wall at the right moment, and commit together—you can steal rounds off teams that should be defending. Also, Ubisoft… give me a comment box on reports so I can tell you exactly which round made me feel victimized.