In this video I pick up minutes after that wild trash-talk session from last episode and we go straight into it: fobbing up and pushing the biggest cheating tribe on ARK Survival Ascended. It’s P Pickers vs the sand gang, and it’s not some clean little raid—these dudes are hard-spinning, aimbotting, rapid firing, the whole broke-cheater starter pack. We set the first fob, start blowing foundations, and I’m calling it early: half their stuff is on one bullet. We’re soaking, grappling, biting with the carno, boxing kids, and straight up turning their own mistakes into content. The funniest part is we actually cage and box multiple of them, wipe their birds, and delete their tusos while they panic around like neanderthals. Then it flips—later on they fob our barric cave with three spinners and the cheating gets so blatant there’s basically no “outplay” left to do. They even have a live streamer trying to act innocent while the cheats magically stop on stream and the chat gaslights like there’s “no proof.” So we do the only smart play: popcorn the loot, leave dinos on aggro, and dip. Takeaway? War is fun, but ASA cheating is dog—clip everything, don’t feed them loot, and if it’s unwinnable, deny profit and move on.