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The Customer is Always Wrong Martini Edition! I highly recommend you try Cometeer, you can get $20 off your first coffee order, by visiting http://cometeer.com/howtodrink20 Thank you to our Patrons for making the show possible, to become a part of the growing community visit http://bit.ly/H2DPatreon If you are making great cocktails at home and want easy access to great spirits check out Curiada at https://bit.ly/howtodrinkbottles - they deliver the best spirits right to your front door! HTD Shop: http://htdshop.com Cometeer: https://cometeer.com/howtodrink20 Patreon: http://bit.ly/H2DPatreon Curiada: https://bit.ly/howtodrinkbottles twitter: http://bit.ly/H2DTwit instagram: http://bit.ly/H2dIG Blog: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Gear: https://amzn.to/2LeQCbW 00:00 - Customer is Wrong Martini Edition 00:25 - Ranch Espresso Martini 04:00 - Tasting 05:58 - Good Coffee 08:23 - Dirty Appletini 11:18 - Tasting 12:28 - Malort Martini 15:54 - Tasting 18:52 - Midori Dirty Martini 20:51 - Tasting 23:55 - Diet Coke Martini 27:07 - Tasting 29:51 - Nightmares Come True Ranch Espresso Martini: Build in shaker 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Vodka 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Kahlua .5 oz. or 15 ml. Coffee Concentrate 4 Dashes Ranch Dressing Add ice and shake Strain into glass Dirty Appeltini: Build in shaker .5 oz. or 15 ml. Lime Juice 1 oz. or 30 ml. Pucker Liqueur 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Vodka .5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup 5 Bar Spoons Olive Brine Add ice and shake Strain into glass Optional: Garnish with Olives Malrtini: Build in shaker 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Gin 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Malort 2 Dashes Orange Bitters 3 Bar Spoons Olive Brine Add ice and shake Strain into glass Garnish with Olives Midoritini: Build in shaker 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Gin .5 oz. or 15 ml. Midori 3 Bar Spoons Olive Brine Add ice and shake Strain into glass Garnish with Olive Diet-Coke-Tini: Build in shaker 2 oz. or 60 ml. Gin .75 oz. or 22 ml. Dry Vermouth 2 Dashes Orange Bitters Add ice and shake Pour Diet Coke into bottom of glass Top with contents of shaker Slowly but surely, I'm starting a mailing list so that I'm not fully dependent on YT's algorithmized notifications system. If you'll sign up, I promise not to abuse your generosity, or sell your info to anyone. It's over on the blog right here: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Incredibly Awesome People who make this show possible! Dennis Groome Matthew Tepfer Richard Rappuhn Whiskey Tribe Erik Språng Nicholas Tsotakos William Madrid Adam Doyle Todd Swain Bill Alex Bertrand That One Guy Sarah Chapin LackOfLifestyle M W Patrick Unger TokenChick AmandaKay Chris Psanis Eoheomili Joe Valieant AKA SMASH Russell Pope Sephiroth Kraig M Xiwo Xerase Zack Alexander Davin Ward Mary Kinnaman Turtle_Man1982 Martijn Bakkes Michael Gram Barb Lawler Brody Jason Stonehouse ScarletCinder Phillip Eurs Lokipellia sebby sharkey Brad Rogers UwU Bryan Vallee Eric Bishop Greg G Guppies Need Water Lt Tocino Stephanie Paich Craig Jorgenson Ben Doggett Bradley Mendrala Cameron Wilson Cat_Branigan Gregory T. Lucas Harry Correll KTDE Veilander Nathan van Opdorp Ramon Y Colin Paich Jerry Kris Zee Phillip Iovino Justen Vargas Erbie Gerbies Jordan Rapposelli Tripp Dinger John Huxley David collier Michael Johns Remington Cole Davis Tim Nikita Ioffe Ben Symmonds Billy Franse Darkha1o Ian and Hailey Jackie Hesketh John Flessner Nathan Jarmon Thyme TrueLunar Jordan Robertson Robby Delosier Andrew Wright Dale Meowgi Serious Dinosaur NJM Jon McKee Benjamin Boskoff Jan Guerrero ZIG The Overseer Doctor.Drewsif Charles Wheeler Jay Kenny turnbaugh Lawrence Leible Valentine Judnich Antoni Williams Ray Watters Scrimblo Bimblo, the Lovable Scrunko Arman Dowgiert Sol The Dreamer Brian Drew Copey Don Pattee Eric Bencivenga PiousVIII Travis Waoac Yahalla Wheeler Nuclear314 He_Who_Pours Ruth Oesterman TheRealDealXXL Xander Frost Russ Harvey