Hey friends—come sail with me on the Disney Treasure for a 7-night Very Merrytime Western Caribbean Cruise out of Port Canaveral (aka Disney’s own terminal, which I love). This trip was also our “death to our 20s” cruise because we’re all turning 30, so the vibes were equal parts festive and emotionally unwell. I’m vlogging everything from boarding day chaos (group 15 life), exploring the ship, rope-dropping the shops because my wallet is not safe, and eating my way through rotational dining like it’s my job (Coco, 1923, and Worlds of Marvel). Yes, I said “all of them” when dessert came around. I hit the adults-only areas hard (Cove Bar, Cove Cafe, infinity pool drinks—my favorite thing ever), tried the AquaMouse (it’s basically a coaster in the middle of the ocean), and went full holiday mode with tree lighting, Santa, cookies + hot cocoa, and onesies at dinner. We did ports in Cozumel (dolphins), Grand Cayman (tender day + beach time + rum punch), Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point (leave a full hour to get back to the ship), and Castaway Key where we ran the Castaway 5K—brutal sun on the runway but we did it. I also share little real-life takeaways like how packed the gym is at 6 a.m, what’s worth paying extra for (Palo brunch), and what I personally wouldn’t repeat (pirate night venue).