This week’s Monday Mutter is me out on the Triumph Bonneville T100 (Peggy-Sue), still very much in that blustery spring weather where you’re glad you dressed like it might rain, hail, and blow you into next week. It’s not a stopwatch kind of ride review—more a proper real-world potter where I chat through what I’m seeing, what I’m thinking, and how the bike feels when the conditions aren’t playing ball. If you like your biking content simple, honest and no-nonsense, you’ll know exactly what you’re getting here. And yes, we tackle the important stuff too: what do you call them—buns, baps, rolls, or cobs? I kick things off a bit differently, have a laugh along the way (including a nod to the Marx Brothers), and I share a few of the photos and videos that have been sent in for the week. There’s also a cracking little moment where a magpie has a lucky escape from a silver fox—proper blink-and-you-miss-it stuff. All in all, it’s bikes, life, and the usual muttering—exactly as it should be.