Hey fwends, it’s me, Runner the Labrador, and this video is basically: MY DOG vs a paddle board… and the paddle board is trying real hard to stay dry. Earlier this year my humans (including my “future wife” human—ooo serious stuff) got paddle boards, and her dog Zeke is like a total pro. Me? I tried it once and decided the top of the board is boring… the WATER is the real party. That’s why we take the board to the pool to practice, because apparently my “jump in and splash everything” strategy makes Dad fall in with his cooler and shoes. Oops. Before the chaos, we show my morning food routine too—because you guys keep asking. I’m eating BARK Food (they sent a Labrador bundle), and it comes with chicken and rice chow, bacon-flavored hip & joint supplements, and a slow feeder bowl. Then it’s pool time: I climb on, I wander, I try to sit, I try not to launch myself off every two seconds, and I slowly get more comfy while Zeke sits up front like a little captain. By the end, Dad says I’m making “good progress” and might even be ready for the Salt River… as long as someone figures out how to scoop a wet Lab back onto a board.