There’s a 90-inch cat tree on Amazon, you guys… and I absolutely had to get it for my cat, Gopher, because he is a spoiled, spoiled cat. In this video I unbox and build this massive “world’s biggest” cat tower (it showed up in three separate boxes—sorry to the UPS guy). I walk you through the build, show all the little platforms and hideouts, and yes… I definitely had a moment where I had to contemplate my life choices before speeding things up. Once it’s up, you can really see how huge the base is and how pretty the details are. It comes with these removable mats that are machine washable (you can flip between the woven side or the other side), plus there’s a giant scratching post and even a big scratch pad on the back. Then we do the real test: does Gopher actually love it? He’s 14, so I gave him a minute, but he climbed in, explored the holes, purred, and totally claimed his new treehouse. The only catch: it’s so tall that the very top level is basically a no-go for me to help him reach—but he was still a very, very happy kitty.