Universal Orlando has 13 roller coasters spread across Universal Studios Florida, Islands of Adventure, and the all-new Epic Universe—and in this video I rank every single one from worst to best. I break down what actually matters when you’re planning your day: intensity, theming, launches, inversions, pacing, and re-ride value. And yes, you’re going to get a few surprises, because some of these “small” coasters are way more fun than they look, while a couple big names have real drawbacks once you pay attention to the full ride experience. I start at the bottom with the true kid and beginner options like Trolls Troller Coaster and Flight of the Hippogriff, and I talk about why Pteranodon Flyers is the hardest coaster to get on in the entire resort thanks to its brutal capacity and rider restrictions. From there, I get into the hybrids and sleepers—like Escape from Gringotts being more dark ride than coaster, and Mine-Cart Madness being insanely fun even with some train jank and low capacity. Then we hit the heavy hitters: Hulk’s unmatched raw intensity (with an ending that doesn’t do it for me), Mummy being underrated and complete, Hiccup’s Wing Gliders being pure fun, and my top three: Stardust Racers (both sides) and VelociCoaster—still the best coaster in all of Orlando, with the Mosasaurus roll as the best inversion in the world in my opinion.