I’m out here dealing with a foot of snow, so yeah, let’s get through this one before my remaining IQ points evaporate. This video is me watching Logan Paul do what Logan Paul always does: turn everything into content, hype, and a sales funnel. He pops up on Fox News talking about his $5.3 million “one of one” PSA 10 Pikachu Illustrator card, flexing the diamonds, the $75K chain, and pitching Pokémon like it’s the S&P 500 with a cute mascot. The whole thing is framed like “just go buy a card you think looks cool,” which is code for “have disposable income and pray you hit the lottery.” Then I get into the real scammy part: the fractional ownership nonsense. Logan helped push Liquid Marketplace where people could buy tokens that “represent” a piece of rare collectibles—like a timeshare, but for a Pikachu. Surprise: regulatory scrutiny, users can’t access funds, and Logan’s acting like it’s all someone else’s problem… while being a co-founder. He already sold the card once in fractions, repurchased it, and now he’s auctioning it again—diabolical. Takeaway: clout makes people drink stupid juice, and the new year is apparently the same old scams, just with better lighting and more blockchain buzzwords.