In this video I speed-run the Chappell Roan meltdown arc, because somehow “I don’t want to be famous” keeps turning into “how dare anyone look at me.” I go through her old clips where she scolds fans for photos and hugs, snaps at photographers on red carpets, and drops the all-time brain-dead take that her friends with kids are “in hell.” The through-line is simple: the more attention she gets, the more she acts like being perceived is a human rights violation. Then we get to the part where Jorginho (and his wife Catherine Harding) basically put her on blast after an incident in Brazil. The claim: his 11-year-old daughter simply walked by, smiled, and went back to breakfast—then a large, aggressive security guy comes over to berate them and threaten complaints. Chappell responds with the classic “not my security / I didn’t see anything” routine, but Catherine’s account makes that look real convenient. I also tack on the late-night re-edit: the “I’ve been poor” image doesn’t vibe with the Grammy Camp and rich-family receipts, which explains the insufferable entitlement energy I’ve been clocking the whole time.