The Supergirl trailer dropped and I genuinely forgot it existed—until the usual circus started. DC did the thing where they cherry-pick a handful of glowing tweets like it’s proof the internet is totally vibing with the movie, which immediately reminded people of the same energy they tried with The Flash. Meanwhile, the rest of the internet did what it does best: clowning on the trailer, the lead actress, and photoshopping Jimmy Neutron into the suit. And honestly, the Jimmy Neutron edit was kind of on point. What made me actually care was seeing how hard DC is pushing this like it’s some underground punk-rock movement—while being, you know, a billion-dollar corporation running influencer promo tours in New York. Mr. Grizzle dug up clip after clip of people doing 10-minute ad reads disguised as “reactions,” and it’s the most shameless shill parade I’ve seen in a minute. Then Eric Butts shows up to defend it with the same consumer euphoria he’s had for Disney Star Wars, and somehow it turns into “if you don’t like it, you’re a bot or influenced by bots.” So yeah: don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product.