In this speed drawing mini-game, I put four artists under the simplest, meanest pressure test: five minutes to draw a portrait of Stan Prokopenko. And yes—Proko himself calls in as the guest judge to rank the drawings 1st through 4th, so the stress level instantly goes from “fun challenge” to “please don’t roast my life choices.” Everyone has their own approach going in: some are hyped because they’ve learned a ton from Stan, some are convinced five minutes is secretly a long time, and one artist basically admits they default to “head as a box” because portraiture is a mystery. Once the countdown hits, it’s rapid-fire decisions: shape, likeness, and whatever shading you can squeeze in before the timer murders you. You get the full range of outcomes—one drawing ends up looking like “Ralph… Voldemort,” another accidentally becomes Leonardo DiCaprio, and one artist even breaks their conte crayon mid-run just to get that tiny bit of shading in. Then Proko drops the rankings: Pedro takes the win (apparently I look like a Soviet-soldier grandpa hybrid), Edwin gets second for the “young Leo” vibe, Jacob lands third, and Ryan takes fourth. If you want the full chaos and the whole competition, the full episode’s on my channel.