Crash! Smash! Body and bike parts I've broken cycling

Two weeks ago I crashed on the road and smashed my humerus, which I didn't find humorous at all! Here, I take the opportunity to look back at some of the best (worst?) crashes I've had over the years, some gear I've broken in wrecks, and some gear that has just broken without a crash. What crashes have you had? Please forgive the rough edit; working with just my left hand at the moment. -- The Ride is supported in 2024 by: Castelli clothing: http://tinyurl.com/43k6pftp Perc Coffee: https://tinyurl.com/etzyekwr (save 15% with code 'ride15') Giro helmets: http://tinyurl.com/72svzzxp Silca maintenance: https://bit.ly/47xxvzj (save 10% with code 'theride') First Endurance nutrition: https://bit.ly/41SDgqq (save 20% with code 'THERIDE') Shimano shoes & glasses: http://tinyurl.com/ye274tep Feedback Sports stands & tools: https://bit.ly/3S9Dq8r 00:00 Introduction 01:55 crashes & breaks 14:32 breaks without crashes 20:14 conclusions & takeaways