Acer Aspire Premium 15.6"
The Acer Aspire Premium (or “Light,” depending on which sticker you believe) is the definition of "it’s a laptop." It does win on I/O—tons of ports including HDMI and Ethernet—but the webcam is rough and the display was so bad it looked like TN cosplaying as IPS.
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