I am back after cataract surgery and strep throat with a piano tutorial that should be helpful for students learning to play in the key of E. I will be back later to upload the lyrics to this original song about animals. LYRICS Noah was a fella who needed an umbrella and I wonder if he were around today Would he consult with his psychologist or a TV meteorologist If he thought perhaps a sttorm was on the way Would he hitch up a pair of mules or perhaps some power tools I wonder what old Noah might do if he foresaw the changing weather Would he tweet it all on Twitter or would he just keep on building his wooden zoo Would he harness two mosquitos, two orangatangs and cheetas And maybe bring some zebras in on buses would he find two owls so wise and a pair of blue tail flies and some platypusses and hippoputamuses Should he go North or travel East with his noisy jungle beasts I'll give Noah my very best advice Noah no matter what the cost I know you won't get lost If you just invest in a GPS device Take a gander at that moose take a gander take a goose Should the fleas ride in the same room as the kittens should the centipedes and spiders be considered first class riders And should the roaches be told to stay out of the kitchen Would the hyenas be displeased as they ride the stormy seas Or would they just laugh it off and carry on We might need an extra cow or two to be cat food at the zoo Cause I know lions and tigers ar not vegetarian Now I know Noah is a genius so let's keep this strictly between us I'm not sure that ship is water tight I know he talked to the bears and the turtles and the hares And he told the cats and dogs not to fight But that big ship is made of tembir and to be really, really, really, really smart If he wants to avoid the leaks he'd better put some duct tape on the beaks, Of those two woodpeckers riding in that wooden ark Put some duct tape on the beaks of those little fethered freaks Those two woodpeckers on that wooden ark