People have been calling me a furry for months (maybe years) because my YouTube profile pic is a cat and my Roblox avatar is also a cat. So I finally addressed the “furry allegations” the only way the internet would accept: I hopped on Roblox and took the trending game quiz, “The Furry Test.” It’s 31 questions in 5 minutes, and I had chat voting on everything while they were spamming “type one if he’s a furry” like their life depended on it. In the video, I go question-by-question reacting to the most insane prompts—tails, ears, paws, laser pointers—while the game is basically trolling me with loud sounds and chaos. I answered honestly (yes, I like eating, yes, fluffy things are cool, no, I’m not purring bro), and I even let chat decide the big “Be honest: are you a furry?” question… which they instantly tried to sabotage by yelling “YES.” The final result came back “Slightly Fluffy” at 40%, and I’ll take that all day—because I literally said if it’s under 50%, I’m not a furry. Not even half. Not afraid, chat.