PURELY FOR FUN. PARODY. Just immortalizing the absolutely ridiculous drama that went down in the r/LipBalm subreddit this week ;) LYRICS: [Verse 1] You showed up in the comments like a car alarm Caps lock Fake tears on your avatar "Everyone attacks me I'm just here to learn" While you torch every girl in the lip balm world You write essays 'bout your "trauma" in a shopping cart Screenshot hearts like they’re proof of scars Collecting every like as a weapon stash Then swing 'em at our faces when you start to crash [Chorus] Crybully of the lip balm scene Smear us all while you play pristine You say "they're hurting me" on every screen But you're the one who’s carving deep You twist the truth and call it grief Crybully with a glossy sheen (still mean, still mean) [Verse 2] You said my swatches were "unsafe content" Because my hand looked happy and confident Turned a product shot into a war report Then DM’d all my friends asking who I support You throw shade Then scream about the sun you made Post a "healing thread" every time you raid "Please be kind I'm going through so much" While you type out hit lists with a sugar touch [Chorus] Crybully of the lip balm scene Smear us all while you play pristine You say "they're hurting me" on every screen But you're the one who’s carving deep You twist the truth and call it grief Crybully with a glossy sheen (still mean, still mean) [Bridge] You blocked me Then mocked me On an alt account at 3:15 You tagged me Then dragged me Under some "support survivors" meme You say we're monsters in your feed But all we did was breathe All we did was breathe [Chorus] Crybully of the lip balm scene Smear us all while you play pristine You say "they're hurting me" on every screen But you're the one who’s carving deep You twist the truth and call it grief Crybully with a glossy sheen (still mean, still mean, yeah) [Outro] So reapply your victim streak It’s cracked and flaking at the seams We're done starring in your tragic dream Queen of nothing Just your lip balm drama stream (Song created with Suno AI) ------------------------------ MY SECOND CHANNEL: @BeatleBabeASMR PATREON: https://patreon.com/BeatleBabe TWITTER: https://twitter.com/jenni_one_note INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/jennionenote/ FACEBOOK FANPAGE: https://www.facebook.com/OfficialBeatleBabe MY EBAY SHOP: https://www.ebay.com/sch/beatle_babe_007/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from= BEATLEBABE FAN COMMUNITY SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeatleBabe/ MY LIP BALM SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/LipBalm/ MY SKINCARE FACE MASK SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/skincarefacemasks/ MY REVIEWS SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/reviewswelcome/ MY AMAZON WISHLIST: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/YPSLQTL8Y9DR DONATE VIA PAYPAL!: https://www.paypal.me/BeatleBabe Email for business inquiries only: beatlebabejenniferabraham@gmail.com Ticket To Nowhere Man by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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